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JOMBOROI 2012

LUCKY DRAW
1x FCU PnP bernilai RM430 + Tshirt FSR Technology
3x dyno run bernilai RM50 each (run only, bukan tuning)

TEKA TEKI JOMBOROI
3x Maxoil 20w50
5x oil filter yamaha

JOM BOROI Bersama Kami

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xse7en
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« on: July 04, 2009, 10:14:58 PM »

Beckham bertanya kepada bapanya...

beckham: daddy, betul ke make love tu best?

bapak: haah, samalah best macam kamu korek hidung kamu!

beckham: tapi betul ke org pompuan lagi rasa best?

bapak: kalo kamu korek hidung, hidung kamu ke jari kamu yang rasa
best?

beckham: tapi kenapa org pompuan tak suka diperkosa?

bapak: kalo kamu jalan2, tetiba ada org nak korek hidung kamu...
kamu suka tak?!

beckham: betul ke tak boleh buat tu masa datang bulan?

bapak: kalo hidung kamu berdarah, kamu nak korek jugak ke?!

beckham: kenapa org lelaki tak suka buat tu pakai kondom?

bapak: kamu suka tak korek hidung masa pakai sarung tangan?!

beckham: waaahhh... bapak ni pandailah!

bapak : well~. tgk hidung la..
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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2009, 10:29:44 PM »

ish... bila nak berumah+tangga ni...
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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2009, 11:10:29 PM »

dah2. mari2 bina masjid.
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2011, 08:41:04 AM »

lambat lagi la nak bina... hahahaha
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